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Fluber1 · Joined: 09 Jan 2008 Posts: 732 Location: Ireland

Anyone got any good jokes? I don't care how rude, politically incorrect or offensive they are.....just post them up!
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triptych · Joined: 08 Jan 2008 Posts: 3764

kieron fallon xlol

Fluber1 · Joined: 09 Jan 2008 Posts: 732 Location: Ireland

Don't even know who he is!
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King Kieren is an innocent man!

nationalimp · Joined: 08 Jan 2008 Posts: 1829 Location: LINCOLNSHIRE

man walked into a bar

ouch

nationalimp · Joined: 08 Jan 2008 Posts: 1829 Location: LINCOLNSHIRE

bin man knock on blondegirls door at xmas merry xmas they say one by one she drags them in and sh**s them then the driver gets out rubbing his hands the blonde says oh hang on and gives him 20 quid the driver says hang on wheres my sh** no says the blonde my husband was very speicific give the driver 20 quid and **** the rest of them

VitalEquine · Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 2:06 pm Post subject:

A little boy goes to social services and says he doesn't want to live with his mum and dad anymore coz they beat him. The social worker asks where he wants to live? ''Pride Park'' says the little boy. ''Whys thats?'' asks the social worker. ''Coz Derby never beat anyone!'' xlol

triptych · Joined: 08 Jan 2008 Posts: 3764

what do the welsh call a sheep tied to a lamp post.......a leisure centre xlol

11MOSCOW · Joined: 08 Jan 2008 Posts: 1431

Fallon prosecution

triptych · Joined: 08 Jan 2008 Posts: 3764

why do the welsh sh** sheep on a cliff edge....so they can push back xlol

VitalEquine · Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 2:16 pm Post subject:

I just answered the door to a 6 foot beetle who smacked me round the head and told me to f*** off! Apparently there's a nasty bug around!